Just another day scrolling through Facebook.
How about a 5-question US History quiz? Most people can’t get more than 2 right:
- Who was the first US President?
- During which war did slavery end?
- Who is the current Vice President?
- How many US Senators does each state have?
- What is the US Capital?
I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I actually scored 100%! The quiz labels me a genius. Just try to top that!
Since that one was short, how about one more quiz? This one is about spelling. All you have to do is find the word that is NOT spelled correctly:
Did you find QUIZES? If so, congratulations! 95% of people missed it!
Oh wow, continuing to scroll, I see so many tempting articles: “Things You Won’t Believe We Found in this Bathroom (we think #35 is DISGUSTING!” “They look 25 but they’re actually 80!”, “Celebs you had NO IDEA were Gay!” and “Cheerleaders who revealed WAY more than they intended to” (I guess that one’s for the guys).
Back to my feed, where I see that if I just share this post and “like” it, I will get a $50 gift card to Kroger. Hot dog, that was easy!
Oooh, click here, wait 5 seconds, and I won’t BELIEVE what happens? CLICK. Wait. Okay … ummmm … nothing is happening?
“Just running on a treadmill is hard … I can’t believe he did THIS”
“Like” if you love Jesus. “Share” if you’re not ashamed of Him. Wow. Talk about pressure!
I de-stress by taking a quiz to learn what my nickname should be. My result: “boozy.” I don’t think I’ll share this.
Hoping for better results, I try the next quiz. This one purports to describe me, if I can name various colors (some of these are the primary colors, so we’re not talking rocket science here). Turns out, I am “optimistic.” Who could have guessed I would reveal that by identifying colors??! I can’t BELIEVE it!
I hope you have enjoyed this tongue-in-cheek look at what our lives have become, thanks to social media. If not, click on a few more links, and what happens next will AMAZE you.
** Clickbait **
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